Over on ThinkGeek, the company is now distributing the only smuggler that can make the Kessel Run in six parsecs or less or your cargo is free, Han Solo, in chocolate form.
Shaped to resemble Han from the end of “Empire Strikes Back” and the beginning of “Return of The Jedi,” this chocolate bar is the closest thing to having Han pressed in carbonite since a time long, long ago. This item is exclusive to ThinkGeek, each bar is 4.5 oz of premium dark chocolate and measures 6 inches in length.
Here is the official description from them:
“It’s tough being a crime lord. You need to keep track of your bounty hunters, your smugglers, your assassins, your bodyguards, your dancing girls, your droids. You need to rig the gambling games to be sure the house keeps an advantage. It’s a pretty rough life. Lucrative, sure, but rough. Sometimes, you just want to escape to a simpler way of doing business.
Which is why Jabba has opened his own sweets factory. A little side venture where he makes Lightsaber Popsicles, Wookiee Cookies, Candy Rancorn, Twi’lek Dancer Lollipops, and the ever popular coconut Wamparoons. Getting these Han Solo in Carbonite Chocolate Bars shipped in from a galaxy far, far away took a long, long time, but they’re finally here! Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine’s Tasty Treats.”
Talk about a great stocking stuffer! Grab one of these now, and when you do, let me know how they taste!